The Bamboo Wars
General , the bamboo world needs you. Choose your allegiance — wisely, or at least deliciously.
"Fluffy. Focused. Ferocious.(Mostly just hungry.)"
"Scrappy. Spicy. Surprisinglygood at climbing trees."
⚠️ Warning: switching factions requires a full prestige reset. Choose carefully. Or don't. We're pandas, not lawyers.
While you were gone for ?, your army collected:
(Pandas work at 50% efficiency without supervision. Standard contract.)
You're about to send your panda army into the field. They will be very brave and slightly confused.
⚠️ All upgrades and bamboo reset. War Medals are permanent and multiply everything.
The world trembles at your bamboo-scented might.
Everything is faster now. Go get that bamboo, General.